I am completely entertained by this for many reasons - my career in the pharmaceutical industry is one. - poetheart 08/10/01
Awakened by my stuffy nose
And aching head and sinus blocked,
I stumble bleary-eyes to the john
to seek relief from a little box
of capsules blister-sealed.They do not yield to instructions to peel
and defy the rip of my mighty grip.
I curse and plead and pray,
God help me find a way to release
the sacred capsules safety-sealed,
preserved for all eternity
or capable of interplanetary travel.
I know I must cut this Gordian knot
and desperately explore the vanity's drawer.
As a last resort I use scissors to extort
these critters from their plastic cocoon.Victory savored with sacramental swallow,
I discard the defeated packaging.
In exultant triumph I blow my nose.
A fanfare for the common cold.02/22/92
by Karl Seidman