Another new poem from Eunice's latest submissions... - poetheart 05/12/03
Endowed with intelligence
Smart from the cradle
Lightning fast neurons
A big blob of playdough
One guy's a genius
The other's a Cretin
The reason they're different
Not clearly certain
If you sectioned their brains
They're both gobs of fat
Electromagnetic
Blobs in a vat
Their heads are both screwed-on
That's not really honest
The smart guy's A. Newman
The dumb guy's A. Donis
The smart guy wins prizes
Like Pulitzer-Nobel
The slow guy just struggles
To read books or just spell
The dumb guy has girlfriends
Draws babes with a glance
The smart guy's a book worm
On dates he can't dance
The dumb guy is happy
Too stupid to notice
The smart guy's a flasher
Arrested in Dallas
© 2001 Eunice Irwin